It’s been a slow week and I’ve really just been too lazy to sit down and write a new post. I have seen a number of horror films in the past few weeks and I will attempt to discuss some of them in the next few weeks. I had a visit from a special friend this week. My girlfriend and I were watching TV on Monday night when a fucking BAT came swooping towards us. How a goddamn bat got in the house is still a mystery. I jumped off the couch like a fucking lightning bolt. My girlfriend freaked so I told her to go up to our bedroom and close the door so it wouldn’t get in. I wasn’t sure what the hell to do so I grabbed a broom and opened my back door [hoping that it would fly out]. It ended up getting upstairs and flying around for like 15 minutes. Then it was quiet. We searched the entire upstairs and couldn’t find the fucker. I think the damn thing eventually flew downstairs and out the back door. That’s what we hope at least. It’s been 2 nights since and the fucker hasn’t returned. This time I’m ready for him. I don’t think I’ll be watching Bats anytime soon.
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SikeChick // July 6, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Even without the bat in the house, you should avoid that retched movie.
Birds (not bats…eek! and ew!) used to get into our house all the time when I was a kid. They came down the chimney and into the house via an opening in the furnace. Like you, my big bro (designated Bird Wrangler) would throw open the back door and try to escort Mr. Birdy back to his natural habitat. We finally got someone to put a screen on the top of the chimney for us.
If you haven’t seen it in a couple of days it’s likely gone, but it may be hiding in the spot it came in through. Try to find that spot and cover it.
T Van // July 6, 2006 at 5:45 pm
I don’t really like birds too much but bats are especially freaky. I hate the little buggers. I know they serve a purpose for keeping the insect population in check and that’s fine and dandy as long as the fuckers stay out of my house.
Jeff @ TheInfestedSound.com // July 6, 2006 at 7:15 pm
I heard bats are attracted to homosexual activity…
Interesting…
T Van // July 6, 2006 at 7:17 pm
Faced!
platyjoe // July 6, 2006 at 9:59 pm
Get off yer ass and review some movies and the bats’ll leave you alone!
T Van // July 7, 2006 at 10:00 am
The bats will never leave me alone. They will haunt my dreams. Those bastards!
Night of the Living Podcast // July 7, 2006 at 10:42 am
I’d blame the woman. I hear their periods attract bats, bears, and werewolves.
T Van // July 7, 2006 at 10:52 am
I’ll tell her that you said that. It should make for a good weekend.
Night of the Living Podcast // July 8, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Just be careful, we’ve all seen Ginger Snaps.
Mob // July 11, 2006 at 12:10 am
It all sounds very Great Outdoors, my friend, I hope that this doesn’t find you getting a series of rabies shots.